Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Euphoria - D'zire (Motivational Song)

This song is certainly one of my favorite songs. Whenever i feel sad, low energy, and not motivated; I listen to this song. This song gives me that energy, that motivation, that drive, to keep fighting until i achieve my goals. The message this song tries to convey is: 
If You Want Something, Just Go and Get It. Period.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

12 Angry Men (1957 Film) - Best and Worst Argument

Best Argument:
I believe that the best argument in the movie was made by Jury #11, the immigrant. Jury #11’s argument was that, Juries have a responsibility of deciding the fate of a person they have never met before. So it is a Juror’s primary duty to make unbiased decisions without bringing any personal conflicts or any personal interests in play. Because in the end, Juries have nothing to gain or loose from a case, so why take it personally?
According to me, this is one argument that stands on its own merits. Jury #11 is right when he says that Juries should make unbiased decisions and not take any case personally. Because that’s what Juries are for. Juries can make or break a case. One simple vote or one simple decision by the Jury can send an innocent person to jail for life. Or even worst, it can cost a person his life. So before passing their decision on a case, Juries should first look at all the facts and all the reasonable doubts, and then vote in an unbiased way.

Worst Argument:
I believe that the worst argument was made by Jury #3, the emotionally distraught father. Jury #3’s argument was that no matter what anyone says, the boy is guilty of murdering his own father because the facts say so. Jury #3 was very stubborn with a streak of sadism and never listened to anyone. Well, the reason I say that Jury #3’s argument was the worst is because, what Jury #3 failed to understand is that facts can be made up.
You cannot decide a persons fate based on facts alone. Juries must question the facts and clear all the reasonable doubts before deciding whether a person in guilty or not guilty.
Jury #3 was taking this case personally, so he refused to question the facts or any reasonable doubts. Jury #3 was determined in proving the boy guilty; he never even bothered to have any reasonable doubts. 

Sunday, April 11, 2010

10 Movies To Watch Before You Die

Here is a list of 10 movies you should watch before you die:

  1. The Hangover (2009)
  2. Memento (2000)
  3. The Dark Knight (2008)
  4. The Prestige (2006)
  5. Wall Street (1987)
  6. Donnie Darko (2001)
  7. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
  8. 12 Angry Men (1957)
  9. Twelve Monkeys (1995)
  10. Just Friends (2005)

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Euphoria (Indian Band) - Dhoom Pichak Dhoom

This song's got so much energy in it.... I literally got goosebumps when i listened to this song after such a long time; 10 years to be more specific. This song brings back all the old memories from my childhood... Aahhh! I miss those days...

Monday, April 5, 2010

Don't Be A Skinny Bitch. Eat Healthy.

     One of the biggest problems with our generation is that we use the words ‘Dude’ and ‘Babe’ too much. These days, people prefer living a rampant lifestyle rather than a healthy lifestyle; especially girls who are always in a never ending pursuit of ‘Size Zero’. I am not making a gender biased statement but instead speaking from a factual vantage point. The number of anorexic and bulimic women has increased drastically in the 21st century. Why? The only logical reason I can come up with is, Insecurities. If you are not happy with who you are, it reflects on the outside.
In order to deal with their insecurities, people either start eating a lot or people stop eating all together. ‘Diet’ is the magic word that people tend to use. It may sound weird in a way, but almost every single friend of mine, both male and female, are on some kind of diet. Turkey Noodle Diet, Angelina Jolie Diet, Bill Cosby Diet, etc… The whole concept of diet has been altered to fit the virtual reality of a person. To begin with, some people don’t even know what the word diet means. defines the word Diet as, a particular selection of food, esp. as designed or prescribed to improve a person's physical condition or to prevent or treat a disease. These days, when we hear the word Diet, the first thought that comes to our mind is ‘Stop Eating’. But in real terms, Diet means eating healthy and nutritious food that helps us stay both physically and mentally fit.
Healthy eating is not about strict nutrition philosophies, staying unrealistically thin, or depriving yourself of the foods you love. Rather, it’s about feeling great, having more energy, and keeping yourself as healthy as possible– all of which can be achieved by learning some nutrition basics and using them in a way that works best for you.
Healthy eating begins with learning how to “eat smart”. It’s not just what you eat, but how you eat. Your food choices can reduce your risk of illnesses such as heart disease, cancer, and diabetes as well as defend against depression. Additionally, learning the habits of healthy eating can improve your health by boosting your energy, sharpening your memory and stabilizing your mood.
Instead of being overly concerned with counting calories or measuring portion sizes, think of your diet in terms of color, variety and freshness, then it should be easier to make healthy choices. Focus on finding foods you love and easy recipes that incorporate a few fresh ingredients. Gradually, your diet will become healthier and more delicious. Start slow and make changes to your eating habits over time. Trying to make your diet healthy overnight isn’t realistic or smart.  Changing everything at once usually leads to cheating or giving up on your new eating plan. Make small steps, like adding a salad (full of different color vegetables) to your diet once a day or switching from butter to olive oil when cooking.  As your small changes become habit, you can continue to add more healthy choices to your diet.
Here are some tips for choosing healthy foods:
  • ·         Fresh vegetables are the core of a healthy diet. Studies have shown that vegan’s tend to live a longer life than non-vegan’s. Use vegetables to replace meat and processed foods.
  • ·         Skinless white meat is generally better choice than red meat.
  • ·         Egg whites are a healthy choice to fulfill your body’s protein needs. But remember, only the egg whites and not the egg yolk (The yellow thing).
  • ·         Avoid eating junk foods. Ex. Pizza, Cheese Burgers, etc…
  The point is, Don't commit suicide by starving yourself to death. Eat Bitches. Eat.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Justin 'Faggot' Bieber

WTF is wrong with the teenage girls these days. No matter where i go, almost every single girl between the age group of 12-18, is talking about Justin Bieber and how hot he is. Jesus! I would prefer jerking off to the new episode of Ugly Betty, than listen to a Justin 'Faggot' Bieber's song.
First it was the Jonas Brothers, then the Twilight clowns, and now its Justin Bieber. Whos Next? Chris Crocker.

My personal message to all the girls who are madly in love with Justin 'Faggot' Bieber:

Get A Life Bitches.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

President Obama's Health Care Plan Is A Huge Mistake

Once again, President Obama has proved that Washington is run by Wall Street and not the so called 'Peoples Representatives'. For the past couple of months, Washington has been selling us the health care plan in a desperate way; as if humanity will come to an end if we don't support their Propaganda; but what they are not telling us is that this health care bill is an excuse for the big money hungry Health Insurance and Health Care companies to increase their premiums/prices of their products. If you are reading this blog, mark my words, the premium that you are paying right now for your Health Insurance, is going to go UP ^.

Note: I am neither a Democrat, nor a Republican; I am just a regular citizen who cares about his country.

Friday, March 26, 2010

(Kesha) Tik Tok by Allison Williams

According to me, Allison is one of the most talented singers on Youtube. Allison has got an amazing voice and she is insanely gorgeous; certainly a lethal combination.

Here is a video of Allison singing Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wall Street Owns America

America is ruled by the US Government; The US Government is ruled by Wall Street.
We all are just rats in the cage, running for the cheese; also known as the American Dream. What we see is what we are shown (forced to see), and what we are shown is not always real. People are too busy watching Oprah Winfrey's fat ass, and the sluts on 'Jersey Shore', that they don't even bother to find out what exactly is going on behind the scenes; they don't bother to find the TRUTH. There is a famous quote from the bible that says, "Know The TRUTH and The TRUTH Shall Set You Free." Thats exactly what i am going to do right now; reveal the TRUTH. Even though this TRUTH wont set you Free, it will make you think and question the system.

Wall Street Rules The American People:

I hope you got something of value from this blog post. Do leave comments and let me know what you think.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

In The Air Tonight (LIVE) - Phil Collins

This is one of my favorite songs of all time. Phil Collins is a true legend and 'In The Air Tonight' just happens to prove my point. Check it out:

Monday, March 22, 2010

Can't Tell Me Nothing with Zach Galifianakis - High Quality Video

3010 A.D - (My College Essay)

Piety is not what the lessons bring to people; it's the mistakes they bring to the lessons.
                After World War III (2060 A.D), Blackwater Inc. took over the U.S government. This event marked the end of democracy. Rules were being dictated. Fear was used to control the people. Our new President had ordered the crusaders to kill anyone who disobeyed the rules. Many religions were exterminated. Humanity was back to rubbles once again.
                My name is Tyler Durden (Born 9th July 1990). I was part of the U.S Military’s ‘Immortal Soldier’ program. I was one of the 20 subjects selected for the experiment. Others failed; I succeeded. Everything was perfect until a war broke out in the Middle East. The war soon spread across the world. It was a nuclear war. Billions of people died. Most of the vegetation was destroyed. The harmful gases drilled a big hole in the ozone layer. Water was evaporating at a rapid pace. People were turning into Hannibal’s; eating their own race. This was certainly not the world I had imagined to live in.
                As I walk through the streets of New York, I see misery; anger; agony and destruction, everywhere I look. It’s not a pleasant sight. People are looking at me with hunger in their eyes. Three young men approach me with guns in their hands. I stay calm. They ask me my name and my purpose of being there. I don’t say a word. I quietly listen to what they have to say. One of them gets irritated and points the gun at my chest. I remain unmoved. He pulls the trigger. The bullet collides with my chest but fails to penetrate it. The young men look at me with amazement. They think I am some kind of a devil. I stare one of them in the eye and say in a grim voice, “I don’t want any trouble. Let me leave peacefully.” They step aside; I move on.
                I arrive at a place that was once known as Times Square. It used to be filled with people from all over the world. Now it’s a mere crater. I stand still for awhile. I close my eyes and pray:

“Whosoever shed last blood, by man shall his blood be shed.
For immunity of god make he the man.
Destroy all that which is evil.
So that which is good may flourish.
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."

I take a deep breath and I exhale slowly. I open my eyes. WTF! I’m in the bed with my wife. What? You mean to say, this was a dream. Holy jeepers! That was one hell of a dream.
                I look at my wife; and trust me, she never looked so beautiful before. At that moment, she was the most beautiful women in the entire world. I just cannot take my eyes off her. Its 6:30 in the morning. I need to get ready for work. I jump out of the bed and finish up all my daily chores. I’m ready to experience reality. I reach out to open the door with my fingers crossed. I open the door. New York is resurrected. I see people all over the place; chasing the American Dream. What a sight.
                Just to make sure I wasn’t a schizo, I approached a gentleman walking his dog on the street, and I pinched him. The gentleman looked at me with burning rage in his eyes and said, ”What is you F*****g problem, you son of a b***h.” I smiled back at him and said, “Thank You J”.
It may sound weird in a way, but this whole dreamy experience about the future made me realize that; The fate of humanity will be decided by humans and not by god. If we as a civilization, keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again, we will soon be obsolete. No religion in this world ever teaches to kill; its how we interpret the teachings. War is certainly not the solution to any problem. We should focus more on creating, and less on destroying.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Zach Galifianakis: Worlds Funniest Acceptance Speech

Hands down, Zach Galifianakis is GOD. This is literally the 'Worlds Funniest Acceptance Speech'. Zach Galifianakis won the ShoWest Comedy Star of The Year Award. Check out his hilarious acceptance speech.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Top 5 Chuck Norris Facts: 2010

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, your a Faggot !
Here are the Top 5 Brand New Chuck Norris Facts for the year 2010:
  1. Chuck Norris once fucked a Shark; and the Shark got pregnant.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He has a sledge hammer.
  3. Do you guys remember the Haiti Earthquake? It wasn't a natural disaster. Chuck Norris was masturbating.
  4. Tiger Woods fucked 12 whores. Chuck Norris fucked Tiger Woods.
  5. Chuck Norris can finger himself.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Zach Galifianakis Kills Ben Stiller On Between Two Ferns

Check out this weird ass, insanely awkward video of Zach Galifianakis interviewing Ben Stiller. Zach literally slaughters Ben Stiller. "Jewlander" FTW.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Top 10 Money Saving Tips

Are you fucked up? Are you frustrated? Do you have erection problems? Does your wife watch 'The View' a lot? Don't worry. Here are some super duper highly tested money saving tips that will make you rich once again.
  1. Dress like Lady Gaga
  2. Sleep with your neighbors wife
  3. Kill your neighbors dog
  4. Masturbate while watching the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'
  5. Start watching 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' and 'Pokemon'
  6. Boycott 'Twitter' and 'Facebook'
  7. Join 'Team Edward' instead of 'Team Jacob'
  8. Wear 'Palin 2012' T-Shirts
  9.  C6 + H12 + O6 = ABCDEFG
  10. Read My Blogs

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Worlds Funniest Joke:

George W. Bush

I've never seen a Turkey do that to a Human before. Ummm.... Makes me think ??

Monday, March 8, 2010

Should Gay Marriages Be Legal ?

I Hate Fags.

Being a Hindu, Gay Marriage is a totally out of the world concept for me. Maybe its just the way I was brought up. But keeping my personal beliefs aside, I think that every human being has a right to choose his or her sexual orientation and that no one in this world has the authority to deny them this right. I feel that we are turning into a society of barbarians where we beat or even kill people for being Gay. Thousands of hate crimes directed towards Gay people take place everyday, around the world. This is the main reason why so many people are afraid to come out of the closets.

Ask just about anyone, they'll all tell you they're in favor of equal rights for homosexuals. Just name the situation, and ask. They'll all say, YES, gays should have the same rights in housing, jobs, public accommodations, and should have equal access to government benefits, equal protection of the law, etc…But when it comes to gay marriage, all the talk about equality stops dead cold.
Nearly seventy percent of people in the U.S. oppose gay marriage, almost the same proportion as are otherwise supportive of gay rights. This means that many of the same people who are even passionately in favor of gay rights oppose gays on this one issue.

It's because there is a lot of misunderstanding about what homosexuality really is, as well as the erroneous assumption that gay people enjoy the same civil rights protections as everyone else. There are also a lot of stereotypes about gay relationships, and even a great deal of misunderstanding of what marriage itself is all about.

Some of The Main Arguments Against Gay Marriage Are:
1.      Marriage is an institution between one man and one woman.
2.      Marriage is for procreation.
3.      Same-sex couples aren't the optimum environment in which to raise children.
4.      Gay relationships are immoral and violate the sacred institution of marriage.
5.      Marriages are for ensuring the continuation of the species.
6.      Same-sex marriage would threaten the institution of marriage.
7.      Marriage is traditionally a heterosexual institution.
8.      Same-sex marriage would take us down a slippery slope towards legalized incest, bestial marriage, polygamy and all manner of other horrible consequences.
9.      If gay marriage is legalized, homosexuality would be promoted in the public schools.

I can literally go on and on with the list of arguments against Gay Marriages.

I think its time for us to grow up and understand that in a democratic society, every citizen has a right to choose his or her sexual orientation.

I think its time for us to grow up and understand that in a democratic society, every citizen has a right to choose his or her lifestyle, be it Gay or Straight. And the same applies to marriage.

I am curious to know what the fate of Gay Marriages will be. Because this is one event that will transcend our civilization to the next level.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Snow Storm In New Jersey (2-10-2010)

Here are some of the pictures that i took during a snow storm in New Jersey.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

My First Sky Dive

 At 13,000 Ft, McDonald's Chicken Burger was the only thing I could think about. Because I was pretty sure that this was going to be my last day on planet earth. In order to overcome my fear of heights, the ultimate solution I could come up with was Sky Diving. Jesus! What was I thinking?
 My heart was about to break my rib cage and pop out. I could feel the immense adrenaline rush in my body. My veins were about to explode. Time had stopped completely. I could see, hear and feel everything clearly. I looked to my right and I could see the wicked smile on my instructors face. He looked like the grim reaper in a sky diver’s suit. My body was ripping the air apart and approaching the ground at a speed of Million Miles/Hr. Gravity never felt so merciless before. My mouth was filled with air and my teeth were about to be blown away. Irrespective of all this, for the first time in my life, I was in the moment; completely. The many emotions and states of consciousness that I experienced in those exhilarating 80 seconds, I had never experienced those in my entire life of 20 years. Don’t get too excited because by the time I realized that, I had hit 3,000 Ft. It was about time to open my parachute.
 I reached for the handle with my right hand and pulled it with every ounce of energy I had left in my body. The parachute was set free from captivity. At first the parachute chickened out. It was reluctant to spread its wings. I had to force it to open up by literally shaking my entire body in mid-air. I did a little Chiggy Wiggy move that I had learnt in my salsa class. But anyways, the parachute did open and to my surprise, I survived. Voila !!!
 I learnt one of the most important lessons of life from this breathtaking experience, and that is, McDonald's Chicken Burger does taste good after a nice Sky Dive.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Freedom of Speech

When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

According to me, freedom of speech is an illusion created by the government in order to exploit the masses. In the United States, there is no such thing as freedom of speech. We breed in a controlled environment; like rats in the cage. Throughout our lives we are taught that the first amendment guarantees freedom of speech; but what we don’t know is that this privilege/right applies only to certain situations. For example, we cannot use profanity on high school/college campuses; the search results on Google are filtered as per the government requirements. What this means is that, if I blog about a certain religion, Google will block my blog from its search results. In some cases, the government has the authority to take down an entire website.

I believe that freedom of speech, in whatever form it may be, is one of the most important elements of democracy. Every person has his/her opinion, which according to me should be respected and not just criticized bluntly. Instead of calling someone a nut or a moron, you should give a logical reason for why you think the other person is wrong. Hey, after all, even you have the so called right to freedom of speech; use it.