Thursday, March 18, 2010

Top 5 Chuck Norris Facts: 2010

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, your a Faggot !
Here are the Top 5 Brand New Chuck Norris Facts for the year 2010:
  1. Chuck Norris once fucked a Shark; and the Shark got pregnant.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He has a sledge hammer.
  3. Do you guys remember the Haiti Earthquake? It wasn't a natural disaster. Chuck Norris was masturbating.
  4. Tiger Woods fucked 12 whores. Chuck Norris fucked Tiger Woods.
  5. Chuck Norris can finger himself.

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