Top 10 Money Saving Tips

Are you fucked up? Are you frustrated? Do you have erection problems? Does your wife watch 'The View' a lot? Don't worry. Here are some super duper highly tested money saving tips that will make you rich once again.

1. Dress like Lady Gaga
2. Sleep with your neighbors wife
3. Kill your neighbors dog
4. Masturbate while watching the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'
5. Start watching 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' and 'Pokemon'
6. Boycott 'Twitter' and 'Facebook'
7. Join 'Team Edward' instead of 'Team Jacob'
8. Wear 'Palin 2012' T-Shirts
9.  C6 + H12 + O6 = ABCDEFG
10. Read My Blogs