Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Justin 'Faggot' Bieber

WTF is wrong with the teenage girls these days. No matter where i go, almost every single girl between the age group of 12-18, is talking about Justin Bieber and how hot he is. Jesus! I would prefer jerking off to the new episode of Ugly Betty, than listen to a Justin 'Faggot' Bieber's song.
First it was the Jonas Brothers, then the Twilight clowns, and now its Justin Bieber. Whos Next? Chris Crocker.

My personal message to all the girls who are madly in love with Justin 'Faggot' Bieber:

Get A Life Bitches.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

President Obama's Health Care Plan Is A Huge Mistake

Once again, President Obama has proved that Washington is run by Wall Street and not the so called 'Peoples Representatives'. For the past couple of months, Washington has been selling us the health care plan in a desperate way; as if humanity will come to an end if we don't support their Propaganda; but what they are not telling us is that this health care bill is an excuse for the big money hungry Health Insurance and Health Care companies to increase their premiums/prices of their products. If you are reading this blog, mark my words, the premium that you are paying right now for your Health Insurance, is going to go UP ^.

Note: I am neither a Democrat, nor a Republican; I am just a regular citizen who cares about his country.

Friday, March 26, 2010

(Kesha) Tik Tok by Allison Williams

According to me, Allison is one of the most talented singers on Youtube. Allison has got an amazing voice and she is insanely gorgeous; certainly a lethal combination.

Here is a video of Allison singing Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wall Street Owns America

America is ruled by the US Government; The US Government is ruled by Wall Street.
We all are just rats in the cage, running for the cheese; also known as the American Dream. What we see is what we are shown (forced to see), and what we are shown is not always real. People are too busy watching Oprah Winfrey's fat ass, and the sluts on 'Jersey Shore', that they don't even bother to find out what exactly is going on behind the scenes; they don't bother to find the TRUTH. There is a famous quote from the bible that says, "Know The TRUTH and The TRUTH Shall Set You Free." Thats exactly what i am going to do right now; reveal the TRUTH. Even though this TRUTH wont set you Free, it will make you think and question the system.

Wall Street Rules The American People:

I hope you got something of value from this blog post. Do leave comments and let me know what you think.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

In The Air Tonight (LIVE) - Phil Collins

This is one of my favorite songs of all time. Phil Collins is a true legend and 'In The Air Tonight' just happens to prove my point. Check it out:

Monday, March 22, 2010

Can't Tell Me Nothing with Zach Galifianakis - High Quality Video

3010 A.D - (My College Essay)

Piety is not what the lessons bring to people; it's the mistakes they bring to the lessons.
                After World War III (2060 A.D), Blackwater Inc. took over the U.S government. This event marked the end of democracy. Rules were being dictated. Fear was used to control the people. Our new President had ordered the crusaders to kill anyone who disobeyed the rules. Many religions were exterminated. Humanity was back to rubbles once again.
                My name is Tyler Durden (Born 9th July 1990). I was part of the U.S Military’s ‘Immortal Soldier’ program. I was one of the 20 subjects selected for the experiment. Others failed; I succeeded. Everything was perfect until a war broke out in the Middle East. The war soon spread across the world. It was a nuclear war. Billions of people died. Most of the vegetation was destroyed. The harmful gases drilled a big hole in the ozone layer. Water was evaporating at a rapid pace. People were turning into Hannibal’s; eating their own race. This was certainly not the world I had imagined to live in.
                As I walk through the streets of New York, I see misery; anger; agony and destruction, everywhere I look. It’s not a pleasant sight. People are looking at me with hunger in their eyes. Three young men approach me with guns in their hands. I stay calm. They ask me my name and my purpose of being there. I don’t say a word. I quietly listen to what they have to say. One of them gets irritated and points the gun at my chest. I remain unmoved. He pulls the trigger. The bullet collides with my chest but fails to penetrate it. The young men look at me with amazement. They think I am some kind of a devil. I stare one of them in the eye and say in a grim voice, “I don’t want any trouble. Let me leave peacefully.” They step aside; I move on.
                I arrive at a place that was once known as Times Square. It used to be filled with people from all over the world. Now it’s a mere crater. I stand still for awhile. I close my eyes and pray:

“Whosoever shed last blood, by man shall his blood be shed.
For immunity of god make he the man.
Destroy all that which is evil.
So that which is good may flourish.
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."

I take a deep breath and I exhale slowly. I open my eyes. WTF! I’m in the bed with my wife. What? You mean to say, this was a dream. Holy jeepers! That was one hell of a dream.
                I look at my wife; and trust me, she never looked so beautiful before. At that moment, she was the most beautiful women in the entire world. I just cannot take my eyes off her. Its 6:30 in the morning. I need to get ready for work. I jump out of the bed and finish up all my daily chores. I’m ready to experience reality. I reach out to open the door with my fingers crossed. I open the door. New York is resurrected. I see people all over the place; chasing the American Dream. What a sight.
                Just to make sure I wasn’t a schizo, I approached a gentleman walking his dog on the street, and I pinched him. The gentleman looked at me with burning rage in his eyes and said, ”What is you F*****g problem, you son of a b***h.” I smiled back at him and said, “Thank You J”.
It may sound weird in a way, but this whole dreamy experience about the future made me realize that; The fate of humanity will be decided by humans and not by god. If we as a civilization, keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again, we will soon be obsolete. No religion in this world ever teaches to kill; its how we interpret the teachings. War is certainly not the solution to any problem. We should focus more on creating, and less on destroying.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Zach Galifianakis: Worlds Funniest Acceptance Speech

Hands down, Zach Galifianakis is GOD. This is literally the 'Worlds Funniest Acceptance Speech'. Zach Galifianakis won the ShoWest Comedy Star of The Year Award. Check out his hilarious acceptance speech.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Top 5 Chuck Norris Facts: 2010

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, your a Faggot !
Here are the Top 5 Brand New Chuck Norris Facts for the year 2010:
  1. Chuck Norris once fucked a Shark; and the Shark got pregnant.
  2. Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He has a sledge hammer.
  3. Do you guys remember the Haiti Earthquake? It wasn't a natural disaster. Chuck Norris was masturbating.
  4. Tiger Woods fucked 12 whores. Chuck Norris fucked Tiger Woods.
  5. Chuck Norris can finger himself.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Zach Galifianakis Kills Ben Stiller On Between Two Ferns

Check out this weird ass, insanely awkward video of Zach Galifianakis interviewing Ben Stiller. Zach literally slaughters Ben Stiller. "Jewlander" FTW.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Top 10 Money Saving Tips

Are you fucked up? Are you frustrated? Do you have erection problems? Does your wife watch 'The View' a lot? Don't worry. Here are some super duper highly tested money saving tips that will make you rich once again.
  1. Dress like Lady Gaga
  2. Sleep with your neighbors wife
  3. Kill your neighbors dog
  4. Masturbate while watching the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'
  5. Start watching 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' and 'Pokemon'
  6. Boycott 'Twitter' and 'Facebook'
  7. Join 'Team Edward' instead of 'Team Jacob'
  8. Wear 'Palin 2012' T-Shirts
  9.  C6 + H12 + O6 = ABCDEFG
  10. Read My Blogs

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Worlds Funniest Joke:

George W. Bush

I've never seen a Turkey do that to a Human before. Ummm.... Makes me think ??

Monday, March 8, 2010

Should Gay Marriages Be Legal ?

I Hate Fags.

Being a Hindu, Gay Marriage is a totally out of the world concept for me. Maybe its just the way I was brought up. But keeping my personal beliefs aside, I think that every human being has a right to choose his or her sexual orientation and that no one in this world has the authority to deny them this right. I feel that we are turning into a society of barbarians where we beat or even kill people for being Gay. Thousands of hate crimes directed towards Gay people take place everyday, around the world. This is the main reason why so many people are afraid to come out of the closets.

Ask just about anyone, they'll all tell you they're in favor of equal rights for homosexuals. Just name the situation, and ask. They'll all say, YES, gays should have the same rights in housing, jobs, public accommodations, and should have equal access to government benefits, equal protection of the law, etc…But when it comes to gay marriage, all the talk about equality stops dead cold.
Nearly seventy percent of people in the U.S. oppose gay marriage, almost the same proportion as are otherwise supportive of gay rights. This means that many of the same people who are even passionately in favor of gay rights oppose gays on this one issue.

It's because there is a lot of misunderstanding about what homosexuality really is, as well as the erroneous assumption that gay people enjoy the same civil rights protections as everyone else. There are also a lot of stereotypes about gay relationships, and even a great deal of misunderstanding of what marriage itself is all about.

Some of The Main Arguments Against Gay Marriage Are:
1.      Marriage is an institution between one man and one woman.
2.      Marriage is for procreation.
3.      Same-sex couples aren't the optimum environment in which to raise children.
4.      Gay relationships are immoral and violate the sacred institution of marriage.
5.      Marriages are for ensuring the continuation of the species.
6.      Same-sex marriage would threaten the institution of marriage.
7.      Marriage is traditionally a heterosexual institution.
8.      Same-sex marriage would take us down a slippery slope towards legalized incest, bestial marriage, polygamy and all manner of other horrible consequences.
9.      If gay marriage is legalized, homosexuality would be promoted in the public schools.

I can literally go on and on with the list of arguments against Gay Marriages.

I think its time for us to grow up and understand that in a democratic society, every citizen has a right to choose his or her sexual orientation.

I think its time for us to grow up and understand that in a democratic society, every citizen has a right to choose his or her lifestyle, be it Gay or Straight. And the same applies to marriage.

I am curious to know what the fate of Gay Marriages will be. Because this is one event that will transcend our civilization to the next level.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Snow Storm In New Jersey (2-10-2010)

Here are some of the pictures that i took during a snow storm in New Jersey.